Scobee Signs

It’s the same story with every franchise. Everyone feels the need to hate on the kickers until the team is two points down and forty yards away from the end zone with the clock winding down. There are few Kickers in the NFL who are better in these game-winning situations than Josh Scobee, and luckily he will remain a Jaguar for at least the next four years. Yesterday Scobee signed a contract worth $13.8 Million, with $4.75 million guaranteed.

For some people this may seem like a hefty amount to pay a Kicker, but for Jacksonville it was the right move. Josh Scobee has developed a bit of a cult following in his years in Jacksonville and as I see it is now one of the more popular players on the team. I’m not saying that if the Jaguars were to lose Scobee in the near future it would be devastating but on a team with two playoff appearances in the last decade, fans tend to latch on to what bright spots they can find, and Josh Scobee delivered several happy moments. So congratulations Josh, and thank you Jacksonville, for letting us fans keep one of our favorite players. Now if we can just do the same for MoJo…

Tealergangin' Em

"Jag-swag" is my least favorite Jaguar-related phrase. It's catchy like that "Call Me Maybe" song and both are referenced by people who mostly suck at living. Hopefully, like that song, it'll fade out. "Tealergangin'" might not rhyme but it'll make you feel just as much a rap artist. Words aside, check this shit out:

Damn straight. This is the Jag's alternate jersey. Khan said, "all black everything." So did Jay-Z. Whether it's your skin, mustache or jersey... it's boss shit. Money, power, blackness?

Tealergangin' Em

Need Answers? There's An Old Guy For That!

For those who are not aware, the senior writer for the Jaguars is John Oehser. On Jaguars.com, he answers the fans questions in what is known as the O-Zone. Not only will you find the teal truth for your amateur inquiries, but they will be coated with ingenious wit that is all but not amusing. Oehser, despite working for the Colts, is one of the greatest players not found on this franchise's roster. Pay homage and seek your unknown here: The O-Zone.

Hot update: The O-Zone is live. This means you won't have to check back during a 3-day reply period because John wishes to get your foolish questions out of the way immediately. Hot heaven! You're not off the hook though. Check every version of the O-Zone for every entertaining question voiced by your slightly educated peers. And, hot excitement!